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At the office, my coworker Mable noticed my depressed state of mind and quickly attributed it to my advanced age. I bristled to myself. What sort of change was Mable talking about? Was I suddenly going to sprout fangs and furry knuckles and commence baying at the full moon?

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Nothing less would induce me to indulge in a riht of garlic and vinegar. Mable went on to compare my plight with that of her aged Aunt Agatha who, at my age, had begun taking daily doses of the concoction.

The potent mixture orcer sustained the old woman well into her nineties. The following day, I launched a frantic campaign to find my Mr. I begged for advice from all the married women I knew.

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Mable was quick to tell me I was too old to be particular. She said I should hang around singles bars, where she found her Benji. I was Lookinh desperate to find a Mr.

Right before Christmas, I scoured the bookstores and immediately went on a reading binge. I feverishly read each paragraph and page.

One book suggested I hang around the frozen-food sections of my local supermarkets. The book assured me that single men were sure to thzt there buying their dinners. But after two weeks of buying frozen dinners, all I had to show for it was a freezer full of frozen foods, and the only people I had met were young housewives and old married couples.

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After weeks of lingering and loitering at these shops, the only thing I got was some strange looks from the store security. The books were several years old and so were their statistics.

The classes were filled with women. Even the teacher was a woman. I tried beauty treatments and a whole new wardrobe, but still no luck.

Looking for Mr. Right would be a delightful book if it only had the photographs, without any captions. Combined with the captions, I found myself laughing almost nonstop as I read the book. Let me give you a few examples to help you get the idea. How I Stopped Looking for Mr. Right. It’s so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you. sheer panic, I bolted for the exits, running as fast as my shaky legs could carry me. Down the dark corridor I ran. The tall figure followed me in quick pursuit, catching up with me at the elevator. In order . Looking for Mr right, so tired of MR WRONG. sanmartintricia: Just wondering if there is a Mr right out there? maybe ur looking for a guy who can take care of them that's the way to go SouthernMan. 3 years ago • Report. 0.

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I conceded that the experts were right and with a sense of freedom fof relief, I chucked every one of books in the office Dumpster. That night was Christmas Eve.

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The sinewy figure sprang toward me from the darkness. A glimmer of light reflected off a black shiny object he held at his side. Was it the barrel of a gun? Was this the deadly Louise TX single woman the experts had warned me about?

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Was I about to meet my ss In sheer panic, I bolted for the exits, running as fast as my shaky legs could carry me. Down the dark corridor I ran. The tall figure followed me in quick pursuit, catching up with me at the elevator. I spun around, my back pinned against the elevator door.

With nowhere else to go, I faced him straight on: Just then the elevator doors pulled open, putting some light on the subject. I soon realized that my overactive rignt had gotten the best of me. This very attractive man was no more a terrorist than I was.

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And he was single. It never dawned on me, all the while I was looking so hard for Mr. Right, that Mr. Wright was trying equally hard to find me. We were married the following year and marked the occasion with a grand wedding celebration. Finding Mr. Wright, and marrying for the very Looking for mr right me and that s a tall order time at orddr forty-five, was a small miracle in itself. But more than that, it proved that even experts on finding true love can be wrong. And we should hang on to our hopes and dreams no matter the odds against them.

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